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Welcome to our
Over The Hill Page
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Over
The Hill Coffin Gift Set
$20.00
The
perfect Gag Gift! It
comes shrink wrapped inside a black coffin perfect for your next
victim! Includes over
the hill anti-aging spray, wrinkle rinsing soap, over the hill
candy bottle, prune juice, black coffee mug that reads Over The
Hill, and a 2 1/4" button that reads Over The Hill.
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Over
The Hill Gift
Basket
$20.00
Contains
an oversized Message Pad (Large letters for the poor eyesight &
reads While You Were Napping), Over The Hill Soap, mini Over The
Hill bran flakes, Kazoo, Medic Alert and two health aid packets.
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Over
The Hill Bamboo Cane
$15.00
Sturdy
bamboo cane over three feet tall designed for that special old guy
or gal in your life. Comes with Rear View Mirror because it's
important to look where you're going, but at your old age it's
important to look where you been. Bulb horn: Once you start
descending that hill, you don't want anyone to stop your momentum.
This cane is versatile & comes with stickers so you can change
the occasion from Over The Hill theme to; Retirement, Happy 50th,
Happy 40th, Happy 60th or even get well.
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The
Over The Hill Inflatable Party Doll is Old and Not Improved!
Great
for a Birthday or Retirement Party.
Each one stands over 3ft tall and would be great for as a
stand alone for pictures! Comes with a bouquet of 8 balloons and the
gift box it came in that reads:
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The
Mrs.
$25.00
- She
had Plastic hair does not require “The Beauty Parlor”
- No
real mouth to nag with
- Air
filled purse (won’t hurt when she wack’s you),
- Fake
hands that can’t spend all your social security money
- Odorless
feet are corn and bunion free (Thank God!)
- Dressed to kill and ready to thrill
The
Mr.
$25.00
- He
has no annoying Dentures to clean
- You
don’t have to yell….He can’t hear you anyway!
- Sock
Garter to keep his socks up while he’s Boogieing Down at the next
“Shindig!”
- Dressed
to Kill and Ready to Thrill with Easy Access Boxers for that “Back Room
Quickie!”
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Add
a Balloon Bouquet
$15.00
Add
on a bouquet of 8-11” latex Over The Hill or any color combination
of Black, White, Silver or Purple with 2 Over The Hill or Happy
Retirement foil balloons to any Over The Hill Gift.
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Naughty But
Nice!
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Honeymoon
Survival Kit
$25.00
Included
in a black plastic top hat are Edible Strawberry Panties for him and
her, Liquid Love Massage Oil, Strawberry Whipped Cream Can, Lover's
Lotto cards, and Lollipop Condoms.
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The
Condom Bouquet
$20.00
A
bouquet of lollipop condoms and silk flowers.
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Page updated September 8, 2003 |
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